That hard, huh?

He fell for her like he was a mob informant and she was the East River.

Can you swim?

Hey, Babe, it's just a shipboard romance. It doesn't mean anything.

Guess it needs CPR

Code Blue!  Telephone inactivated!

I'm not even going to ask.

...and THAT'S why I married a younger woman!

Thank goodness!

So I told her, 'Girl, I'm pullin' my own load!'

I'll grow hair on my chest?

Go ahead and eat it.  What's the worst that could happen?

Homage to an American icon?

My favorite recipe for soup comes from Julia What's-Her-Name.

Snippet of another kind

When I first owned up to eavesdropping, and decided to capture some of the delectable snsppets floating my way, it never occurred to me that they'd be anything but auditory.  But a recent visit to Las Vegas, which has to be one of the most bizarre places on the planet, made me realize that snippets can come at you along other senses as well.

To wit:

Just not paying attention

Okay, so it's not that the world around me has stopped saying interesting things.  I just haven't been paying attention. Blame it on a fugue.  Or something.  But I'm semi-conscious again, and I'm going to start listening again.  I hope.