Wednesday, June 20, 2012


"We have lift-off on the refrigerator."

And this was in my own house. I think I'm a bit scared...

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

That bad, huh?

So this woman tells me about her sick neighbor: "It was really terrible. They had to take him out on a guernsey." Sure wish I'd seen that...

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Wonder if anyone calls him the space cowboy?

This guy in a restaurant was regaling his friends with a long, complicated story. I couldn't hear any of the story until he got to the last line. Just as he said it, the restaurant went into one of those odd moments when everybody stops talking at once. So we all heard him say:

"...and ever since, people call me Maur-rrr-rice."