Hold on while I fire up my hovercraft thrusters

Loud speaker announcement from draw-bridge tender to cars stuck in traffic on the bridge: 

The bridge will be going up in one minute!  Please clear the bridge! Clear the bridge!!!

A meeting of the minds?

Wife, standing in front of a painting:  It's so simple, yet so complex. I love the interplay of form, light and color.

Husband:  Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Um, maybe...

Heard in the bleachers at a Boston Red Sox spring training game in Florida:

Where do you think you are? Fenway Pahk?

Gotta love those senior moments

Clerk:  And what is your phone number?

 Elderly customer: ... (long pause)  Oh, boy...