I'm never lost!

I always know where I am. I just don't have a clue where anything else is.

How romantic...

How can romance be dead? People write about each other on bathroom walls.

He ran like hell?

...and after he hit her...

As the World Turns

My life is like a soap opera, only no commercials or stylist.

Timbuktu?

I was totally lost. I was in Timbuktu and couldn't find my way out.

Get me out of here!

Woman leaving a store: "I feel like an idiot. No matter how many times I clicked my car door opener, the door to the store wasn't going to open for me..."

Yeah, huh?

We broke the frangible, and the rest is history.