Tuesday, November 6, 2007

I'm never lost!

I always know where I am. I just don't have a clue where anything else is.

Monday, August 6, 2007

How romantic...

How can romance be dead? People write about each other on bathroom walls.

Friday, August 3, 2007

He ran like hell?

...and after he hit her...

Monday, May 28, 2007

As the World Turns

My life is like a soap opera, only no commercials or stylist.

Monday, May 14, 2007


I was totally lost. I was in Timbuktu and couldn't find my way out.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Get me out of here!

Woman leaving a store: "I feel like an idiot. No matter how many times I clicked my car door opener, the door to the store wasn't going to open for me..."

Friday, April 13, 2007

Yeah, huh?

We broke the frangible, and the rest is history.