That hard, huh?

He fell for her like he was a mob informant and she was the East River.

Can you swim?

Hey, Babe, it's just a shipboard romance. It doesn't mean anything.

Guess it needs CPR

Code Blue!  Telephone inactivated!

I'm not even going to ask.

...and THAT'S why I married a younger woman!

Thank goodness!

So I told her, 'Girl, I'm pullin' my own load!'

I'll grow hair on my chest?

Go ahead and eat it.  What's the worst that could happen?

Homage to an American icon?

My favorite recipe for soup comes from Julia What's-Her-Name.