As the World Turns

My life is like a soap opera, only no commercials or stylist.

Timbuktu?

I was totally lost. I was in Timbuktu and couldn't find my way out.

Get me out of here!

Woman leaving a store: "I feel like an idiot. No matter how many times I clicked my car door opener, the door to the store wasn't going to open for me..."

Yeah, huh?

We broke the frangible, and the rest is history.