Um, maybe...

Heard in the bleachers at a Boston Red Sox spring training game in Florida:

Where do you think you are? Fenway Pahk?

Gotta love those senior moments

Clerk:  And what is your phone number?

 Elderly customer: ... (long pause)  Oh, boy...

Cooking up some bittersweet chocolate torts?

... and we have one lawyer who is now a baker.

A language barrier?

She:  He is very difficult to understand.

He:  Oh, he is?

She:  Yes, he is very tall.

A sad truth

And when I checked out child care, I realized I couldn't afford to work.

And the rest is history

...so then, I decided to introduce myself to red wine.

Right?

But, see, the main point is, history is the best teacher.