Monday, November 23, 2015
In your dreams, Big Boy.
Sleazy guy at the next table on a first Match.com date: "If we got together, we would have great looking kids." Blech.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Uh-oh...
"We have lift-off on the refrigerator."
And this was in my own house. I think I'm a bit scared...
And this was in my own house. I think I'm a bit scared...
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
That bad, huh?
So this woman tells me about her sick neighbor: "It was really terrible. They had to take him out on a guernsey."
Sure wish I'd seen that...
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Wonder if anyone calls him the space cowboy?
This guy in a restaurant was regaling his friends with a long, complicated story. I couldn't hear any of the story until he got to the last line. Just as he said it, the restaurant went into one of those odd moments when everybody stops talking at once. So we all heard him say:
"...and ever since, people call me Maur-rrr-rice."
"...and ever since, people call me Maur-rrr-rice."
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Friday, December 17, 2010
I'm sorry.
One woman in the supermarket to another: "I haven't seen you in 50 years, not since high school. You haven't aged a bit!"
High school must have been really tough.
High school must have been really tough.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
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